Fan letter to Harlan Ellison, May 98
to buzz@scifi.com

Howdy. Could you all please forward this to Harlan Ellison?

(This is a fan letter rather than the usual hate mail, so
you can pass it on. I've had my lawyers scan it and they
said that it totally rocks just like Ellison, so please 
keep having him on your fine show).

Thanks!

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Sir-

The universe consists of a uniform balance of good and evil, so I've
decided to write a book about how when good people go to sleep they
listen to the 'sounds of nature' gizmo  and how evil
people just leave the TV droning on C-SPAN.

I would like for you to steal this profound new idea that I've
just now come up with and write some shit about it because I
haven't had time. 

I wanted to go to that writers' workshop dealie that you all
are having but it was scheduled right over the annual Fourth of
July family excursion to North Carolina. But I'll check out
your webpage and see if there are some other events going on.

I hope to see you in the future since I have some other lame
ideas, but my punctuation and spelling are decent, so I may 
have a chance.

Thanks,
-Sue Blair      email:   bsb@ans.net       phone: 313-429-3512
 Saline, MI	US mail: 1212 Covington    fax:   313-214-7470
			 Saline, MI 48176

p.s. I forgot to say the part about how I'm a big fan and all.
In particular I like 'The Glass Teat' since I like to bitch
about how much entertainment sucks today. I would read 'The
Glass Teat II', but I can't find a copy since you're so
popular.  The latest Star Trek is weak but I can't help
watching it because the borg chick has large hooters.
In the meantime, I will cease blathering and will seek
counseling on this Star Trek thing because I know that is
what you want.  Also, I'll try not to stalk you since that
is against the law.  But if that happens, I'll try stalking
a lame writer instead for a while to see if the problem
goes away.