Bone-a-rama movie rating scale
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4    raging boner                              (180 degree angle)
3    solid woody                               (135 degree angle)
2    semi-erect, moderate stiffy                (90 degree angle)
1    the organ in repose                        (45 degree angle)
0    limp, lettuce-leaf flaccid                  (0 degree angle)
-1   swimmer's dick
-2   vestigial reflexive hiding of the scrotum within the abdomen

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movie viewing scale
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4   see on the big screen multiple times
3   worth seeing on the big screen
2   view at the dollar show
1   get wasted with friends and rent on video
0   avoid this film