Movie reviews of latest James Bond
                 Stir of Echoes
                 Stigmata
                 The Last Temptation of Christ

disclaimer: contains movie spoilers
            contains shit that might piss people off
            contains the word 'shit'


Thumbs-up on the new Bond flick.  For the action/adventure genre,
this film is up to par.  A tasty evil female foe to boot;  love
her wardrobe.  Bad puns and nifty gadgets/vehicles;  groaningly
bad puns on "Christmas Jones".  Though I thought Christmas
was supposed to be a lesbian; is Bond really THAT good? :).  Maybe
she is bi.  However, given the caliber of dudes at the work site,
I might let the pendulum swing myself, or at least claim such in
order to spare their feelings from the cold truth of the icy rebuff-
dude, is that a beer gut or did you swallow somebody?  Sooth, water
has not touched your hide in many moons).  Several chicks that were
being chased were wearing purple;  not sure what that means.

Bond grain of wisdom of the day:  Ladies first (When climbing a
ladder, graciously allow the chick in the short shorts to go
ahead of you).