Six String Samurai (1998) ------------------- "I survive on a strict diet of kung fu and jerking off" -unknown The best post-apocalyptic rock 'n' roll samurai movie ever made. A must-see for cult-flick fans! A multi-layered spoof of many genres. Jeffrey Falcon wrote and stars in this independent gem which is an allegory of the evolution of popular music. Elvis, king of Lost Vegas, has left the mortal coil and Vegas needs a new king. Buddy, our ultra-cool zen loner hero, battles various contender bands in the ravaged desert en route to Vegas with his trusty guitar (that happens to hide a handy katana in its neck). Even Death himself makes an appearance in the guise of heavy metal, apparently played by Rob Zombie. It's Bruce Lee meets The Wizard of Oz meets The Buddy Holly Story meets Mad Max. There's so many action/fight scenes you will lose count halfway through, each choreographed like a Peckinpah ballet. -jnelson Good points ----------- -swinging soundtrack by the (featured) Red Elvises, a siberian surfer punk band with remarkably good shoes -this film is a masterpiece of slo-mo kung-fu choreography, mad katana-wielding, and bonzer geetar playing -tasty sci-fi element: the windmill sequences are interesting and creepy; well shot -good one-liners Bad points ---------- -Orphan kid gets a full-on 10/10 on the BAM (Binks Annoyance Meter). I know that it's deliberate and it's a parody, but I would be in complete fanboy hysteria over this film were it not for this assault upon my sense and sensibilities. Viewing parameters ------------------ -have a beer & watch with yer mates