Mists of Avalon (2001) --------------- Needless to say, I'm a total loser and haven't read the book yet, but am going to review the film anyway :). It's always interesting to see different versions of Arthurian legend presented to explain the central facts: 1) Morgaine and Arthur had a child 2) Arthur died without a known blood heir 3) paganism was on the way out and christianity was on the way in 4) there were various wars, conflicts, and murders Is Morgaine an evil plotting witch bent on attaining power, or is she a more sympathetic character just caught in a bad struggle to keep paganism alive? Is the lady of lake really a nasty old bag who likes to crush people with her power? or is she a woman willing to sacrifice everyone and everything, including her own soul, to maintain the old ways? does she really have the right to machinate and plot with other people's lives just because she can do it? she seems to think so. why do other people let the lady of the lady treat them as pawns? This film is visually OK and the acting is pretty decent, though I found it lacking in raw emotion and brutal base conflict. I found that the film was trying to present everyone as being noble and suffering through bad "fate" situations that they were caught in and nobly sacrificing for some greater aim. I am generally snoring on that. Nobody challenged the situations that they were put into which is never really very enheartening. Igraine could have told everyone to screw off when they came to take her children away but did not. Morgaine could have told everyone to screw off and not married the old king instead of whining that she was 'tricked'. Was she 'tricked' also when she agreed to be the virgin huntress in the rites of beltane? Give me a break. People that do not challenge their religion and politics deserve to be moved about as pawns on a chess board. They may suffer and whine about it, but frankly I don't want to hear it. I find films where people take a stand and make a challenge, especially against the majority or even against reason, a bit more edifying. Also, the film presented more of the internal plotting and machinations of what is going on behind the scenes and people suffering through fate, explaining why they are suffering, and must therefore suffer for some higher "duty". zzz. Give me more raw emotion. Give me people causing conflict and pain because their heart tells them to and saying 'damn the torpedos' to everyone and the gods. Give me people that are out for themselves and only themselves. Give me raw lust! yahoo! The lack of freeing open conflict and lack of characters saying 'bite me' makes the film a bit heavy. There are some dark parts to the film which is good, but the visuals are mainly the actors, the hairstyles, the costumes, and the sets. There are few memorable solid visual intense Arthurian exemplifications (there are many in the film 'Excalibur') and the music is not particularly strong. An exception would be the the Isle of Avalon itself. Another exception would be the the scene of the final conflict of viviane, the lady of lake, on the steps of camelot. The utter abject ruin and darkness of the place, featuring heads on pikes, is well presented. The mating scene on the night of beltane is also haunting. The scenes of the children, Arthur and Morgaine, together and being separated are also quite good and rending. Other things: -I object to the over-narration in the bit about the dragon tatoo on Uther Pendragon's arm being the same as the one foretold in the spill-pattern FIVE MINUTES before in the film. Only if you are a complete dolt would you need this connection to be overtly made for you. Rather insulting, really. Another objection I have is to the flashback inserts to the night of the feast of beltane. totally unnecessary and distracting. -some people claim that the book and the film are "feminist revisionism". 1) there are so many tellings and re-tellings of Arthurian legend that no one version can be claimed to be The "true" version; also point of view (Merlin, Morgaine, etc.) is important. 2) I don't consider women submitting themselves to some cruel, substandard, or undeserved fate particularly feminist, or pro-woman. 3) maybe I really am some male pig reincarnated in a chick body. give me more sword fights, blood, and gore! oink! Personally, this is not a bad film and it is worth seeing, but there are other films on Arthurian legend that I like better (in order of preference): Excalibur (1981) --------- here is a tasty dark film. Excellent performance by Nichol Williamson as Merlin. Strong music and cool visuals including excalibur turning end over end in dark air (whee!) to be grasped handily by the bejeweled arm of the lady of the lake. This film has traditional Arthurian imagery including the sword in the stone and the holy grail. The final scene where the goddess ship takes Arthur to Avalon is strikingly nordic and mighty cool. Lancelot is hot in this film and we are even treated to some good nude body shots including naked buttocks. yippee! Other good images include the utlra-creepy tree of doom and Perceval's quest for the holy grail. In many legends, Perceval is seen as weak; however, this film presents the point of view that it is Perceval's weakness that allows him to be sensitive to the visions of the grail. Perceval is the only knight of the roundtable to succeed in seizing the grail in spite of his weakness and personal doubts about his worthiness. Watching this film, I feel the most immersed in Arthurian legend, as if I am actually there. Very good fantasy film. Merlin (1998/II)(TV) ------ Here is a lighter film even including a happy ending which never happened anywhere in Arthurian legend as far as I can tell. Here Morgan is presented as a sympathetic character who achieves companionship, a child, and family through the old ways. Sam Neill is great as Merlin, Martin Short is good as the gnome/elf thingy, Frik, and rotates well between several incarnations of the creature. Visuals are great, interesting camera angles and groovy special effects; there is much magic in this film. Includes dual performance by Miranda Richardson as the Lady of the Lake/Queen Mab of the Fairies, Isabella Rossellini as Nimue, Merlin's lady love, Rutger Hauer as Vortigern, and Helena Bonham Carter as Morgan le Fey. Billie Whitelaw is also good as Ambrosia. Jason Done (The English Patient) is good as Mordred. Includes the voice of James Earl Jones as the rock of ages. A strong fantasy film. King Arthur, the Young Warlord (1975) ------------------------------------- This is a fun film starring 70's hearthrob Oliver Tobias. Give this film a chance; there is good stuff in here about the Duke of Cornwall and the training of pages. I must say Oliver is totally hot in the film and has about a dozen different frisky cool outfits through which he changes about every 10 minutes. Fine costumes and the film has a nice gritty peasant authenticity (probably due to low budget). There are no kickass effects in this film, but the film's simplicity leads to its success. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) -------------------------------------- Had to throw this one in just for laughs. Love this film. It is a complete spoof of the King Arthur revival which was happening in the mid-70's. The usual spiraling buffoonery and low-budget antics (coconuts) make the film even more amusing. Good costumes and good peasant shots. Includes amusing body slam on the French. One of the most quoted films of all time. Pedestrians who "don't get" British humor should avoid this film. I am sure there are other Arthurian films about that I haven't even seen and would be interested in hearing about them if you know of any (good or bad). for more details, see www.imdb.com (Internet Movie Database)