Living Dead Girl (1982), aka La Morte Vivante --------------------------------------------- director: Jean Rollin (spoilers) Only a French guy could invent an atmospheric gore film with serious lesbian overtones. A beautiful heiress is revived from the dead via the mechanism of a toxic waste spill in her family crypt. Unfortunately for the clumsy gentlemen present, our heroine's fingernails have continued to grow during her sepulchral snore, making them the perfect instruments to gouge the human flesh which she now craves. Thoughtfully, the deserted tomb is luminated with flaming bracketed torches so we can get a good view of her embarkment upon the usual zombie rampage. Though unlike most cimematic zombies, she has perfect skin and is naked a lot. The supporting characters include an American couple, the female of which is overbearing and self-righteous and the male of which is Whipped and cranky. Hmm... I wonder why Europeans always portray Americans as being obnoxious, displaying complete oblivion and disregard for local customs and mores... At any rate, the audience hopes throughout several scenes that curiosity will kill the nosey American feline. These are a few of my favorite things: ------------------------------------- -juxtaposition of explicit gore with haunting atmospheric scenes -rare point of view from the perspective of the undead -jugular blood spurting rhythmically on tits (woohoo!) -tasty ending Some criticisms of the film: --------------------------- -melodramatic acting and slow pacing; aloof acting of the female leads -once our heroine regains her voice, she doesn't shut up, and laments about what a drag it is to be alive, how she should really be dead, and how it is wrong to eat others, blah blah blah, thus dragging the film down. Her best friend is bringing her all the blood she can slurp without her having to lift a fingernail, but all she can do is bellyache. -too much screaming throughout the film -bad French countryside ho-down Overall ------- Certainly worth seeing if you are into gore. Perhaps worth seeing if you happen to be into the lesbian vampire genre.