bone-a-rama movie scale: lettuce-leaf flaccid (0 degree angle)
                         limp                 (45 degree angle)
                         erect                (90 degree angle)
                         solid woody          (135 degree angle)
                         raging boner         (180 degree angle)

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Bone-a-rama movie rating scale
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4-  raging woody
3-  moderate stiffy
2-  the organ in repose
1-  swimmers' dick
0   vestigial reflexive hiding of the scrotum within the abdomen

movie viewing scale
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4-  see on the big screen multiple times
3-  worth seeing on the big screen
2-  view at the dollar show
1-  get wasted with friends and rent on video
0-  avoid this film

Liberty Street video in downtown Ann Arbor has a great
selection of cult flicks and adult films available
for rental.

The internet movie database, www.imdb.com is a good place
to look up movies and actors. It also tells you whether
a video is in print on VHS/DVD in the U.S. Films that are
in print in the U.S. are usually available at amazon.com.